Dustin: If You Put 'violently' In Front Of Anything To Describe Your Action, It Becomes Funnier.

It's so true tho

Steve Harrington would describe their gender as part time guy

Enid: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Wednesday: Killed without hesitation.

Robin: Eddie stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Eddie: I got a full house and four people died.

new hunger games book and movie??? NEW hunger games book??? NEW HUNGER GAMES MOVIE?????

Paul: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

David: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Amber: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Dwayne: What was the color called before then?

Marko: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

El, tearing up the room: where are they?

El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?

El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.

Eddie: If karma won't fuck you, i will.

Steve: Is that a pick up line or threat?

Eddie: both

Finney: I turned out perfectly fine!

Robin: Finney, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Finney: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Steve: I'm currently running on 2 hours of sleep, dark thoughts, an oreo, and I'm ready to fight Vecna AND OR BECOME HIM-