Dustin: "sneaks Into House At 2am"

Rick: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed

Carl: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Perfect example

no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve

homie would not survive

or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss

Robin: Pros and cons of dating me.

Robin: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Robin: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Finney doing robins Makeup

Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine

Steve: stop-

Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM

Steve: seriously stop-

Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am

Steve:

Shorties

Knowing Bilbo’s effect on elvenkings and elven lords (and elves in general), it’s probably just as well Thingol never made it to the Third Age.  He wouldn’t have stood a chance.

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Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-