Steve: As Someone Who Has A Long History Of Not Understanding Anything, I Feel Confident In My Ability

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Ritchie : I failed my safety training course today.

Billy : Why, what happened?

Ritchie : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Billy : And?

Ritchie : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

Dwayne: You three, explain right now!

Marko: It was Amber.

David: It was Amber.

Paul: It was Amber.

Amber:

Amber: …fuck.

Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Bruce: Sentences.

Vance: Don't interrupt me.

Nancy: *is carrying all the groceries*

Robin: *holds out hand to help*

Nancy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Robin's hand*

Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Enid: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Wednesday: Killed without hesitation.