Eddie: If karma won't fuck you, i will.
Steve: Is that a pick up line or threat?
Eddie: both
Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Robin: Why?
Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Robin watching chainsaw massacre with finn
Robin: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Finney: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Robin: Death is a social construct.
Robin is hot and he knows it. He could date anyone he wanted but he bumps into this lanky, quite and fluffy haired boy in the hallway once and Robin's down bad.
He goes from never seeing the guy to seeing him everywhere and realizing they share several classes.
Mike: Stressed.
Max: Depressed.
Lucas: Possessed.
Will: Obsessed.
Dustin: Impressed.
Jane: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Jane: I just wanted to join in
Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?
Vance: Kill them
Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Vance: Kill them only a little?
Finney: What are you drinking?
Robin: Vodka.
Finney: Straight?
Robin: No, gay. Why?
Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*
Will, confused: Why...?
Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me
Will:
Will:*10 minutes later*
Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin
Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-
Dustin:
Dustin: Should I ask?
Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again
Finney: this is for you robin
Robin: awww I love you to finn🥺
Wednesday: Are you listening to me?
Enid: *nods*
Wednesday: What did I just say?
Enid: *nods*
Wednesday: ...