Sirius: I Don’t Have A Crush On Remus!

Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose

Harry: ha get it because-

Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time

Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Wtf

The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape

Hawt

Imagine peter talking shit about werewolves since they didn’t know about Remus and him just being like

“haha I know right” like this probably happened- or imagine how many people he heard saying that werewolves were monsters and deserved to die

I don’t care what anyone says being a werewolf is so fucking swag

Dumbledore: Hmm... let’s not have actual professionals to deal with the most evil wizard of them world that could kill all of us in a second-

Dumbledore: that’s it! Let’s throw all of this pressure to a 17 year old

Couldn’t they have used a time turner to bring back the potters or where they all just not ravenclaws

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

Should be more active on here jezz