Wtf

My username that’s all I have to say

Hermione: if you cry yourself to sleep clap your hands

Harry: *clap clap*

Everyone:

Hermione: Harry- are you okay?

Harry: no <3

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents

Couldn’t they have used a time turner to bring back the potters or where they all just not ravenclaws

Harry

be scared of the worst wizard in the world, be scared by a huge group of people that want to kill you, be scared of being wanted as a child: ❌

be scared of Hermione calling him by his full name: ✅

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

no

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious