I Can Just Imagine Harry Being Told He Has The Grim And He Is All Like

Remus: *kisses sirius*

Sirius: NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE?!!!!?!!?!

Remus: *sigh* WE ARE LITERALLY MARRIED

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Harry: I’m gonna punch voldy’s nose

Harry: ha get it because-

Hermione: are you gonna be like this the whole time

Harry: sorry I’ll just go fuck myself

Yes I should

Should be more active on here jezz

Hermione: if you cry yourself to sleep clap your hands

Harry: *clap clap*

Everyone:

Hermione: Harry- are you okay?

Harry: no <3