If I See One More “this Is Very Sirius” Joke I’m Gonna Cry

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

no

Couldn’t they have used a time turner to bring back the potters or where they all just not ravenclaws

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT

Sirius spent more time in Azkaban than he spent with James and I didn’t need to I think about this goodnight😃🔫

Hermione: Harry, I’m r ally sorry about hedwig..

Harry: fly high

Hermione:

Harry: get it? Because she can’t fly-

Hermione: Harry you really have to stop dealing with your problems like this

Harry:

Harry: no

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

Sirius: *sneaking back into the house through the window*

Regulus, turning on a lamp light: You want to tell me where you’ve been?

Sirius: I-I was with James.

James, turning around from the chair in the corner and opening the light: wanna try that again?

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!