No

Harry: miss?

Umbridge: yes, Potter?

Harry: why is the ravenclaw symbol a raven?

Umbridge: What else would you want it to be?

Harry: Oh I don’t know- a raven?!?!

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

Sirius spent more time in Azkaban than he spent with James and I didn’t need to I think about this goodnight😃🔫

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

I hate the wizarding world so much sometimes, like- no of course they couldn’t check Sirius’ wand for his last spell let’s let him rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit

WHY DID THIS SCENE NOT GO LIKE THISS

Snape: Mr. Potter.. our new celebrity

Harry: yea cause I love being remembered for my parents’ death and me basically having a fucking scar on my forehead for the rest of my life

Harry: ah yes, the joy of a celebrity

Snape:

Everyone:

Harry

be scared of the worst wizard in the world, be scared by a huge group of people that want to kill you, be scared of being wanted as a child: ❌

be scared of Hermione calling him by his full name: ✅

Imagine if Lily was in the triwizard tournament- cause I just know that in the second task her person would be Remus (at least in their 4th year)

Remus: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

If I see one more “this is very Sirius” joke I’m gonna cry