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What about Pain with no gain?

'Dirty' is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying God's nectar: Swamp Water!

All will fall to the Sands of Time

shout out to people who DONT hurt my feelings

LMAO!

I woke up with this in my head. Anakin calls Fives and Echo into a briefing with Obi Wan. Anakin points to a holo of Maul ‘back from the dead’. “IS THIS NORMAL?????” Echo shrugs. Fives facepalms. “Ah.... kriff I knew I’d forgotten something.” Obi Wan blinks. “You... forgot?” “Look, he’s not my arch nemesis, is he??”

A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJ DEAD HAHAHA YUPPP

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

Meanwhile the Wolfpack is just vibing with Savage and Wolffe and him are bonding over Mechanical body parts and Feral is watching Plo chase down Maul with Sinker and Boost and Comet and they’re all eating popcorn and holy wow I never knew how much I needed this until I went off on a tangent about it

Plo, filling out adoption papers for Feral: so how many brothers did you say you have?

Plo, realizing Maul is one of these brothers: Ah, a challenge, I see! *gets a net*

Actually, in this house we love and respect EVERY Clone Trooper

In this house we love and respect Cody and Rex

In this House, love and respect Cody and Rex, we do

In this house we love and respect Cody and Rex

Just what we need. Fives and Echo with jet packs (And probably flamethrowers) (Also, I myself am not sure if I’m being sarcastic or not about them needing Jetpacks.)

Fives and Echo in Mandalorian Armour

no one:

fives on umbara:

Hot DAMN Rex is lookin badass!

Captain Rex with Mandalorian armour

With Clone Wars seasons 7, I couldn’t help but draw some more of my clone boys. If you are interested, you can find all of these pieces (except Jesse. They took him down 😡) in my Redbubble store at https://www.redbubble.com/people/xxxgiottoxxx/shop?asc=u I plan to add even more as I draw them and will post them here as well!

YO! I JUST HAD A GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT! Ok, so Yoda taught Luke, right? (Of course. This is common knowledge) but Yoda also taught Count Dooku! What if, and this may be a stretch, but what if Yoda did the piggyback-head-stand BS with Dooku? And what if Dooku passed that on to Ventress, Savage, and Grievous? Imagine Grievous basically breakdancing because Robot-Body, Savage getting stuck because Horns, Ventress falling over because bald, and them all doing a Relay-Race with Old Man Dooku!

YES

But honestly, the Empire would've had such a problem if the running time of the inhibitor chip had been limited. I mean, there was an entire clone army within the Empire lmao who thought this was a good idea, just imagine:

Whoops, Lama Su forgot to tell that the chips only work for a couple of years after being activated

One day, the Empire has thousands of happily programmed clone troopers

Next day, the Empire has thousands of very depressed and highly skilled clone troopers who legitimately have zero fucks to give

It takes a while but our boys slowly come back together, realizing that they're not alone and that the Empire doesn't have a clue

(a super secret boy band army)

So, naturally, the only option for them is to totally wreak havoc

Cody deletes all the important files he has access to. Bly writes Kick me on the back of the stormtroopers' armor. Boil sets random bunks on fire. Wooley changes the stormtroopers' comlink receiving frequency, so no one gets an order, everyone listens to soup opera

Like, even the most simple standard procedures become a failure and the Empire has no idea why

Sometimes, the stormtrooper unit for a mission consists only out of clones. Oh dear, oh no, did the rebel just escape? dAmMiT

(it was Rex who totally hugged the hell out of Cody)

Mhh weird somehow explosives disappear from the armory now who could that be

Before Palestine even understands what's going on the Death Star is already exploding, as well as most of the cruisers of his fleet

(our boys are long gone, heading for a deserted planet and are probably about to open a bar)

All I'm saying is that the moment the clones had regained their free will the Empire would've survived for approximately 0.2 seconds before being greatly fucked. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

I like to imagine what padme and aayla would be like as friends lol

♥ pls rb ♥

Cody: General Kenobi and I always stress the importance of protocol and attention to detail when working with the men, but we always leave room on the agenda for tea time.

Bly: Aayla and I are working constantly to find ways to improve the moral of the troops, and we’ve found campfire songs work wonders. :)

Wolffe: General Plo insists we use his first name which made us all really uncomfortable at first but then after receiving four different friendship bracelets apiece we got used to it. Now we call him “Dad”, unofficially, of course.

Rex: last week General Skywalker took the boys and I to Pump-It-Up and we played on the bouncy castles until Fives and Hardcase launched Tup into the ceiling by accident. Today we used the same basic strategy in battle and we took out 80% of the enemy forces in ten minutes. Wild lmao

Star Wars Merch Giveaway!

Hello there! To celebrate a 2000(!) followers milestone (and because yous guys are amazing), I am hosting a giveaway to three lucky winners, randomly selected:

1st Place: Pillow with following design (choose one):

2nd Place: A pin of the Zabros

3rd Place: Free art commission! :)

Rules!

must be following this blog @thezabrakbrothers

reblog and like to enter, both are one entry each (reblogging is not counted, you can have a max of 3 entries. Continue reading for how to get third entry)

deadline is September 20th

please have your dms or askbox open

BONUS (for one extra entry!) Subscribe to my Youtube channel:

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Then shoot me a message or ask with your channel name so that I can add in the extra entry. 

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Guys I wanna start something...

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Which Battalion/Legion Are You A Part Of?

Are you a part of the Wolfpack?

Are you a part of the literal droid-kicking battalion?

Are you a part of the chaotic yet quick-thinking legion?

327th CG Bad Batch version

Shaak Ti (aka oficial Clone Mom) headcanons:

She is one of the jediest Jedi, one can hardly get any more Jedi than Shaak Ti. 

She is a Jedi Consular. 

She also is one of the best Togruta hunters, and is highly respected in Shili. 

Her fangs are just a bit more pointy than the ones of the average female Togruta.

Her facial marks, lekku and montrals didn’t start to actually grow up till she was in her late teenage years, however, she always has been very tall.

She loves spicy food and is a great cook.

She reing over the kingdom of Patience and Forbearance.

Shaak loves babies!

Every time she can, she helps in the Crèche.

Or in the nursery of Kamino. 

The first time she hold a baby clone in her arms, she cried. 

They are her boys. 

Shaak had had words with Nala Se, Lema Su, and even with some of the treaning sargents of the Cuy'val Dar.

Loves jewerly, but very rarely uses it, except for her headdress. 

Shaak, Luminara, Depa, Vokara, Stass and Adi are very good friends. 

Princess of Resting Bitch Face (the queen is Vokara).

Loves music, but nothing to loud, since her montrals are very, very sentitive. 

Her lightsaber abilities and fighting skills are on point. 

She knows how hard is to be a female Toguta, some people just see the lekku and inmediately dismiss her. 

Shaak helped Aayla Secura to become more confident, because if female Togruta have it bad because of their lekku, the amout of disrecpect female Twi’leks have to endure is outrageous.

In this house we love Shaak Ti

random au idea #143

the sith realize sometime during the middle of the war that they are all just pawns for sidious to fuck with (without actually knowing who he is) so they stop taking the battles seriously.

they start doing shit like decorating the droids and sending them off into battle? also combining droids together to make super droids? kind of like adult murder children playing with legos. anakin literally steals parts off the battlefield because the designs are rad as fuck.

in the middle of one lightsaber duel, count dooku starts talking snark, and the mannerisms remind obi-wan so much of qui-gon he has to stop and sit down.

bonus points if he goes “holy shit is this my fucking grandmaster?”

when anakin and ahsoka are sent after general grevious and ventress, it ends up with anakin asking a bunch of questions about grevious’ robot body and him being all salty but answering, while ventress and ahsoka teach each other cool gymnastics moves.

AHSOKA AND MAUL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KENOBI YES I AM HERE FOR IT.

master windu walks in on anakin building something and he’s like “skywalker if this is another bomb i swear to kenobi-” but anakin reassures him that it’s just a prototype rocket arm for the murderous droid general.

clones and droids just vibe in the background, and guess what? the clones discover that the droids have major meme potential, so somehow fives and hardcase manage to sneak an entire fucking droid into the barracks. they name him clanky. anakin is estatic.

the 104th stole one, painted armour and designs on it, then gave it to plo as a present.

he has another son now.

Damn. She IS Galaxy-Brained

My galaxy-brained sister, watching Clone Wars for the first time and toward the end: ironic, Order 66 was almost stopped by Fives. Because 5 comes before 6!

Me, a lifelong Star Wars fan who’s seen the Clone Wars many times and never once thought of this:

This is the kind of quality memes I came here for. Very nice. 10/10

Krell: CT-fifty-five-fifty-five, STAND DOWN

Fives: bitch i AM down. you know how fucking tall you are??

The date is May 5th, 2055

Star Wars releases a special movie. One where Fox had his blaster set to Stun. One where Fives could tell Anakin and Rex and everyone else. One where the entire GAR comes knocking on Palpatines’ door. One where the clones follow Cut’s example and get to settle down and have families. One where they go from Droids with flesh and blood to People. One where the Empire never exists.

Savage: Oh, you’re hostile! I’d love to kick the Kriff out of you!

Maul: How bad is it?

Savage: Well, fortunately, Hondo missed your abdominal aorta artery.

Maul: That’s good.

Savage: No sweetie, you lost a leg. That’s the opposite of good.

Maul: Call me “sweetie” again, and you’ll lose a leg.

Maul: That’s why I had Savage erect this new wall

Feral: *Looks around for a second* Ok, I give up

Savage: The corpses

Maul: Upon reflection, I realize that a man of my expertise requires more private quarters; a place where I can reflect upon my past victories and contemplate on my nonexistence failures.

Feral: Is the placed called “denial”?

Savage: I think he should pay a hefty fine, which we can split

Maul: Agreed

Obi-Wan: But I didn’t do anything.

Savage: Just keep your mouth shut, Jedi. And don’t talk to the Press

Obi-Wan: Who’s the prosecution?

Maul: I am, of course.

Obi-Wan: You’re the judge and the prosecutor? That’s a conflict of interests!

Maul: I object to that as speculative. And I also sustain my own objection.

Big facts

y'all see freeona and sibling energy and immediately hit reblog and I love that

It’s true and absolutely amazing. 10/10. Beautiful work

“Greetings, Separatists. Today I shall be teaching you the proper stance and form to wield a Lightsaber with a curved handle such as mine. To begin with...” (I can’t think of how else to continue this so that’s it)

Mayhaps I am dumb for not knowing this but who, if anyone, trained Barriss to be a Sith???? Like okay maybe she’s not a conventional Sith and never got trained idk but :( anyone have any ideas who might have trained her to be a Sith??? Any fanon speculation from y’all??

Now I’m imagining Fives, Echo and Rex as that one GIF where the cop (Fives most likely) does a flying kick through a windshield and points his gun at the driver, then does a roll off the hood after the other two cops show up

i stole this pic from somebody in the clones tag im sorry

“Do we take Prisoners?” “I don’t...”