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Well technically those second Magnaguards are from earlier in the War, so they got that cake straight from the bakery

Hey so can someone explain why Magnaguards went from

THICC

To

ˢᵗᶦᶜᵏ

I ate a coin when I was in Kindergarten

Baby may eat the spaghetti messy, his mother may find it adorable, “how the fuck did he get a meatball on his head?” she’d say, but deep down inside I am disgusted, like I’m staring at gluttony manifested in that baby crib. Baby Spaghetti.

Wholesome Clone Wars Headcanon is best Headcanon

the clones x happiness is the new otp

so first of all, rex has a cat and they’re best friends

rex is the biggest cat lover in the galaxy

in AU land where everything is fine, marshal commanders fox and cody become the first clone senators, and rex is cheering them on in the background with his cat

the first time rex saw a kitten he straight up started bawling

“general. general how is it that small”

“it just… is?”

“how does it live?”

“…do you want to hold it?”

rex, a puddle of feelings: “I can hold it?”

ahsoka: “his name is cheeto”

rex: “HIS NAME IS CHEETO”

rex is that scene from B99 where they say “i’ve only had him for two days but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself”

cody, sometime: do you wanna hangout

rex, feeding cheeto: i’m b u s y 

fox gets a cat too, it’s a one eyed scarred street cat named The Commander and fights literally everyone except fox. he also has a coruscant-guard-red colored collar, so people know not to mess with him. he also has full senate access.

this cat also always hated palpatine. more than everyone else. The Commander clawed palpatine and palpatine couldn’t be healed because this is an AU and that is how palpatine gets taken down. by a street cat. hell yeah.

this cat also became chancellor of the republic (well, really, it’s mon mothma, but everyone says it’s The Commander. the galaxy’s economy is better than ever before, PR for the jedi is at an all time high, the clones have rights, and everyone is happy)

anyways, more clone fluff:

fox, to wolffe: drink this

wolffe: oh my gods what is this

fox: it’s called chocolate

wolffe, melting into the floor: i love it

tup, hardcase, echo, and waxer have a huge love for fuzzy socks.

tup cries

echo is silent adoratioin

hardcase goes screaming down corridors and slides around, almost knocks everyone over and almost gets a concussion

So do dogma and wolffe.

hardass wolffe walking around a star destroyer in fuzzy socks like “tf you looking at” *glares at a shiny until they run away in fear*

dogma and wolffe start a sockmaking club

dogma knits, wolffe crochets

they make fuzzy things and bitch about their annoying brothers (who they love anyway, but good luck trying to get them to admit it)

they have cheesy badges that say “my 9mm doesn’t need a license”

anakin also knows how to knit, he joins the sockmaking club and puts his skills to good use, his men cry tears of joy and contentment

he probably makes a sweater for cheeto, it was so cute and rex started crying again

cody has a water bath for the first time and dies of happiness

it’s so warm

also echo, tup, bly, and kix start a baking club

jesse and fives wanted to join, but are forbidden after the many times they almost blew up the kitchen when allowed in

“Blue Girlfriends Bros!”

Fox want his brothers to leave him alone, while Bly just happy to not be the only one with a girlfriend 💙💛

Bonus:

Lucky: you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: *high pitched* what did you say to me?

Flash: please don't say it again

Lucky: I said you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: hoooOw dare you trooper, I am your supIORIOR OFFICER!

Flash: *facepalms*

-10 minutes later-

Bly: BONE!!!!

-15 minutes later-

Bly: whathappensinmybedroomtroopers, is none of your business!

-25 minutes later-

Bly: boOoOoNE?!

-40 minutes later-

Bly: dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

Same. I also like the part where the kids got to meet Uncle Ben, Uncle Anakin, Uncle Cody, Uncle Rex, Uncle Fox, Uncle Wolffe, Aunt Ahsoka, Aunt Padme, Grandpa Vos, and Grandpa Plo

Remember during Order 66 when Commander Bly broke free of his indoctrination and saved Aayla Secura and they ran away and raised a family of ass-kicking rebels? That was my favorite part.

Aayla: *lectures Ahsoka on being too attached to Anakin*

Also Aayla: *jumps in the way of certain danger with reckless abandon to save her boyfriend every 5 minutes*

Bonus: Aayla mentally prepares to save her boyfriend in 5 minutes

Admiral Yularen: Are all Jedi so reckless?!!!??

Aayla Secura: Just the good ones~!

Commander Bly:

@equius asked

who do u think kissed the other first, aayla or bly? 

I think it would go something like this where its a little hard to tell who’s responsible for it happening lmao

(They’re on an under cover mission pretending to be newly weds, lmao)

This is an apology post for @fadinglight123

I’m sorry that I killed you in Among Us “brutally and in broad daylight”. It was payback, but I will apologize anyway. As recompense, take these crack Dominoes au headcanons:

- HOGWARTS AU TIME (isn’t it crazy how Newt Scamander wrote the books)

- Echo is a Slytherin. I take no arguments, my boy is a sneaky little murder baby (takes one to know one) (too soon?) and that is the end of the matter

- Cutup and Droidbait are Ravenclaws. ‘Bait is actually functional and pays attention in classes while Cutup just abuses the riddles

- “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” “you can’t fuck either of them up the ass”

- he’s not wrong but at what cost

- Hevy is the Gryffindoriest Gryffindor to ever Gryffindor. He eats bravery for breakfast (with a side of dumbass)

- I could see Fives as a Gryffindor too but I personally think our man’s a Puff. Loyal as shit and he FOUND the chips (and he died a very Cedric Diggory death while he was at it sooo :))

- all the boys (except maybe ‘bait) play quidditch. Hevy and Cutup are beaters, Fives is a chaser

- Echo…..Echo is the commentator

- He swears like a sailor and the teachers call him out on it but never give him detention because he’s a little shit but also a sweetheart

- “HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL!! ehe sorry professor i got carried away” bastard boy. everyone loves him.

- “Fives, I can hear you thinking. Don’t try that move, it won’t work. it won’t work. it won’t- WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU”

- “RAVENCLAW CAN SUCK MY DICK. Not you, ‘Bait, you’re an angel and I’m thrilled you’re here”

- “To everyone who doubted whether Slytherin could win this match…*leans into mic* what does my entire ass taste like” McGonagall slaps the mic out of his hand after that

Anyhow, I hope that’s enough for you to forgive me and make me your favorite child again. Your less-favored child @fenn-ele helped with these so yea

-sips tea- so we all as clone fan artists remember that the clones are canonically brown right?

That mr morrison is maori, yea? not white?

(pls rb my babes, spread the message)

All I can imagine is cool guy Windu as a Padawan or new Knight and he looks calm and stoic on the outside but inside he’s having a breakdown because of the “No emotions” thing and it’s overloading him from how many people voted for him

Just random thoughts

Every year, Coruscant has a vote of the ‘Most beautiful/Sexiest persons’ in their magazines. There are three categories, Female, Male, and Other.

Every year, Obi-Wan and Shaak-Ti win first place.

- Partly because Shaak-Ti is MOM

- Lots of clones have dedicated poems, paintings, crafts and songs for her.

- All clones absolutely adore Mama Ti and all collectively make sure that every brother voted her

- The clone votes usually outnumber other people votes in the female category since there’s so much of them

For the other two categories, they don’t care as much, as long as Mama Ti gets first place. They usually vote Kenobi, since they all know he’s smooth af.

Anakin usually gets third, and is very smug about it. So, as a prank, the Jedi Council, and the whole clone army made Mace Windu 2nd place. (Mace of course doesn’t know until the last second).

- Anakin’s reaction is absolutely priceless and someone manages to get a picture of it.

- It becomes a viral meme

At the next Jedi council meeting, Mace acts normal until Anakin brings it up.

“I’m a beautiful motherfucker, Skywalker”

- The council collectively agree

Mama Ti : “It is true, Back in the Day Master Windu always got first place”

Plo Koon (aka Dad) : “Agreed, Master Windu is a very handsome fellow!”

Yoda : “Smooth he is, all ladies he got.”

Rexsoka Week 2020 - Day 4 - Brothers - Oct. 1

-set somewhere between s1 and s2-

Well, I told you yesterday they don’t know how to be subtle. This is why 🙃 And I mean, it’s already canon both Rex and Ahsoka knew about Padme and Anakin, so~~

Also I’ve never drawn comics before, so forgive me if that’s not how it’s done, lol. I had a different idea in my mind but after posting yesterday’s drawing I decided to do a little “prequel” instead 😅 I just hope it fits the theme 😅

I hope you like it! 💙🧡

Rexsoka Week

Thursday - Brothers - Oct. 1 @officialrexsoka

Brother by Kodaline

It’s true and you absolutely should say it

Me the second an episode of Clone Wars starts

He looks like a kid that’s trying to be upset but someone told a funny joke and they’re just exaggerating the grump factor

A very important Fives’s screen :D

Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

When the Jedi aren’t home, Rex and Cody uncover a Spy in their Midst and prevent an invasion on Kamino by blasting an Outpost to smitherens

When the jedi aren’t home

the two of them did something and Rex is done with it

totally backfires with fives.

when i die i hope it’s bc a clone murdered me with his blaster pure snark

I know technically it’s canon they’re all unique but it’s funny to think about dskgjsdg

(clone oc boys, red is geo, blue tenner, and green pips)

Simultaneously so proud of them both and "Boys, what are your doing? Please, don't hurt yourself. Cody, is this the DARKSABER?! Do you really need THAT kind of trouble?"

Anyway, better than the canon :)

*muffled screaming* they traded vambraces! Vode... 😊

The original post

Do you think they are pretty much celebrities at this point? Because I do.

We’ve had one de-aging AU, yes. But what about second version? :D

Ok but like tch would be so diff if clones didn’t age twice as fast. Like could you IMAGINE if a smol Rex was expected to be a captain?? 🤭🤭

Sounds like a bullshit anime plot device to me…

… you have my attention.

This is the true, unedited scene

it starts normally but it is not

Talk shit get hit

The King: