Damn. She IS Galaxy-Brained
My galaxy-brained sister, watching Clone Wars for the first time and toward the end: ironic, Order 66 was almost stopped by Fives. Because 5 comes before 6!
Me, a lifelong Star Wars fan who’s seen the Clone Wars many times and never once thought of this:
Cool
Guys I never smoked weed
Star Wars releases a special movie. One where Fox had his blaster set to Stun. One where Fives could tell Anakin and Rex and everyone else. One where the entire GAR comes knocking on Palpatines’ door. One where the clones follow Cut’s example and get to settle down and have families. One where they go from Droids with flesh and blood to People. One where the Empire never exists.
I was re-watching "Clone cadets" episode again. Echo is the first to reach the beacon. Follow by Hevy and Fives. Last is Cutup Droidbait not event there since he down the tower having distracted the turrets. Droidbait is the first to fall in a blink of an eye,
The four at the top are the one getting out of Rishi outpost.
Cutup is the second to fall.
Hevy and Fives are third and fourth. Echo, the first one that grab the beacon that make them win "the Citadel" the name of the place that he would have been declared KIA, is the last Domino
All I can imagine is cool guy Windu as a Padawan or new Knight and he looks calm and stoic on the outside but inside he’s having a breakdown because of the “No emotions” thing and it’s overloading him from how many people voted for him
Every year, Coruscant has a vote of the ‘Most beautiful/Sexiest persons’ in their magazines. There are three categories, Female, Male, and Other.
Every year, Obi-Wan and Shaak-Ti win first place.
- Partly because Shaak-Ti is MOM
- Lots of clones have dedicated poems, paintings, crafts and songs for her.
- All clones absolutely adore Mama Ti and all collectively make sure that every brother voted her
- The clone votes usually outnumber other people votes in the female category since there’s so much of them
For the other two categories, they don’t care as much, as long as Mama Ti gets first place. They usually vote Kenobi, since they all know he’s smooth af.
Anakin usually gets third, and is very smug about it. So, as a prank, the Jedi Council, and the whole clone army made Mace Windu 2nd place. (Mace of course doesn’t know until the last second).
- Anakin’s reaction is absolutely priceless and someone manages to get a picture of it.
- It becomes a viral meme
At the next Jedi council meeting, Mace acts normal until Anakin brings it up.
“I’m a beautiful motherfucker, Skywalker”
- The council collectively agree
Mama Ti : “It is true, Back in the Day Master Windu always got first place”
Plo Koon (aka Dad) : “Agreed, Master Windu is a very handsome fellow!”
Yoda : “Smooth he is, all ladies he got.”
KAITO’S KID BROTHER JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE FUCKIN CAR THAT WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM AND YUMA AND STRAIGHT UP LOOKED AT ASTRAL AND WAS LIKE “SUP” AND ASTRAL LIKE HIIIII BESTIE~ AND YUMA WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS GOING ON HERE” AND KOTORI WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD, YUMA, YOU NEARLY DIED WTF ARE YOU OKAY” AND ASTRAL WAS LIKE OMG BESTIE YOU GOTTA TELL ME THE DEETS ON HOW I EXIST AND KAITO’S KID BROTHER WAS LIKE K AND YUMA WAS LIKE OK WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT THE COPS ARE COMING
WHAT THE FUCK IS YGO ZEXAL
Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-
Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?
Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.
Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.
-sips tea- so we all as clone fan artists remember that the clones are canonically brown right?
That mr morrison is maori, yea? not white?
(pls rb my babes, spread the message)