YO! I JUST HAD A GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT! Ok, So Yoda Taught Luke, Right? (Of Course. This Is Common Knowledge)

i love the fact that in every clone wars fic, bly and aayla have to be together. cuz even if there’s no other romantic relationships besides padme and anakin, bly and aayla are just always together

Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

Highlights from LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

Okay fuck canon, here’s how the Clone Wars really ended:

• Anakin doesn’t magically lose his mind and ignore the red flags that Palpatine is throwing up constantly. He’s the most force sensitive person in the galaxy, right? Okay, so that shriveled prune has no chance to turn him to the dark side bc Anakin sees it coming from a mile away.

• Anakin believes Fives about the inhibitor chips. He takes it to the republic, and one way or another, Palpatine is outted (after all the chips are discreetly removed so he can’t just call Order 66 before he’s arrested)

• The Jedi Council (aka the most poweful force users in all of the universe) come together and either take Palpatine into unbreachable, indefinite captivity, outright kill him or (my favorite option) use the Light wall ability to sever his ties from the force forever (it’s a thing that has been done before, and it’s super fuckin cool, google it my dood)

• Anakin leaves the order. After Palpatine is taken care of, he takes off with Padme and they live together on Naboo and have their kids and it’s the life that both of them deserve

• Padme, the absolute sweetheart of the republic, convinces the government to allow the Clones to settle on planets of their choosing. Through her ties on Naboo, she’s even able to offer a good number of them a new home there. Anakin is all for it. The 501st move in essentially next door and it’s a grand time.

• The republic also quickly firgures out how to reverse the whole accelerated aging thing, either by forcing the Kaminoans to reveal their secrets or by employing a team of scientists to figure it out on their own. Ultimately, our boys get to live a natural life span.

• Kix is never frozen so he gets to stay with his dudes in that time period

• Hardcase doesn’t die in this au either, because fuck Pong Krell and that whole Umbaran debaucle

• Fives lives, fuck yeah

• Ahsoka is never framed and she stays with the order until Anakin leaves, and then she leaves as well but they keep in touch (meaning she visits constantly)

• Cody gets a high-level job in the government on Coruscant, probably as a Clone ambassador or something, and he and Obi-Wan pal around together a lot. They also visit Naboo frequently to see their buddies.

• Rex and the rest of the 501st build a little compound on Naboo and they get jobs and stuff. The first boss to try to take advantage of any of them (like that one guy did Gregor) has to deal with an outraged war hero banging down their door because Anakin Skywalker will not sit by and let his family be treated that way.

• Luke and Leia are born into a loving family, and they have like 20 uncles that all look alike and would die for their little munchkins (Padme and Anakin never have to worry about finding a babysitter between the Clones and Ahsoka)

• The clones start settling down with partners. They get the endings they deserve too, with families and normal lives.

• When Luke and Leia are older they are given the choice to learn the force. Their dad helps them, and Obi-wan gets involved too. Leia still becomes a politician and leader like her mother, but she also learns the force. Anakin just doesn’t want them to feel like they have to join the order and give up having families just because they’re force sensitive.

• In the end, they all live good, peaceful lives.

Solid answer tbh

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My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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yuma deadass got so sick of cathy bullying this poor doggirl

random au idea #143

the sith realize sometime during the middle of the war that they are all just pawns for sidious to fuck with (without actually knowing who he is) so they stop taking the battles seriously.

they start doing shit like decorating the droids and sending them off into battle? also combining droids together to make super droids? kind of like adult murder children playing with legos. anakin literally steals parts off the battlefield because the designs are rad as fuck.

in the middle of one lightsaber duel, count dooku starts talking snark, and the mannerisms remind obi-wan so much of qui-gon he has to stop and sit down.

bonus points if he goes “holy shit is this my fucking grandmaster?”

when anakin and ahsoka are sent after general grevious and ventress, it ends up with anakin asking a bunch of questions about grevious’ robot body and him being all salty but answering, while ventress and ahsoka teach each other cool gymnastics moves.

AHSOKA AND MAUL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KENOBI YES I AM HERE FOR IT.

master windu walks in on anakin building something and he’s like “skywalker if this is another bomb i swear to kenobi-” but anakin reassures him that it’s just a prototype rocket arm for the murderous droid general.

clones and droids just vibe in the background, and guess what? the clones discover that the droids have major meme potential, so somehow fives and hardcase manage to sneak an entire fucking droid into the barracks. they name him clanky. anakin is estatic.

the 104th stole one, painted armour and designs on it, then gave it to plo as a present.

he has another son now.

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

Keep reading