This Is The Kind Of Quality Memes I Came Here For. Very Nice. 10/10

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Both have just as many villains and relationship problems as the other, too

I love how spiderman is kinda like our biggest guy. The Greeks had Odysseus, we have spiderman. 

YES

But honestly, the Empire would've had such a problem if the running time of the inhibitor chip had been limited. I mean, there was an entire clone army within the Empire lmao who thought this was a good idea, just imagine:

Whoops, Lama Su forgot to tell that the chips only work for a couple of years after being activated

One day, the Empire has thousands of happily programmed clone troopers

Next day, the Empire has thousands of very depressed and highly skilled clone troopers who legitimately have zero fucks to give

It takes a while but our boys slowly come back together, realizing that they're not alone and that the Empire doesn't have a clue

(a super secret boy band army)

So, naturally, the only option for them is to totally wreak havoc

Cody deletes all the important files he has access to. Bly writes Kick me on the back of the stormtroopers' armor. Boil sets random bunks on fire. Wooley changes the stormtroopers' comlink receiving frequency, so no one gets an order, everyone listens to soup opera

Like, even the most simple standard procedures become a failure and the Empire has no idea why

Sometimes, the stormtrooper unit for a mission consists only out of clones. Oh dear, oh no, did the rebel just escape? dAmMiT

(it was Rex who totally hugged the hell out of Cody)

Mhh weird somehow explosives disappear from the armory now who could that be

Before Palestine even understands what's going on the Death Star is already exploding, as well as most of the cruisers of his fleet

(our boys are long gone, heading for a deserted planet and are probably about to open a bar)

All I'm saying is that the moment the clones had regained their free will the Empire would've survived for approximately 0.2 seconds before being greatly fucked. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

Maul: That’s why I had Savage erect this new wall

Feral: *Looks around for a second* Ok, I give up

Savage: The corpses

Maul: Upon reflection, I realize that a man of my expertise requires more private quarters; a place where I can reflect upon my past victories and contemplate on my nonexistence failures.

Feral: Is the placed called “denial”?

Writing a fic where Jango wasn’t a willing progenitor because his family is still alive on Mandalore so Palpy did some fucked up shit to his brain and now the clones exist but one day while visiting home Jaster (who I love writing as force sensitive af) is all ‘my child has something weird in his noggin I’m gonna unravel it’ and now they know who the Sith Lord is and Jango is all ‘well. Now that that’s outta my brain-‘ and wanders off to tell the alphas that they can leave with their vod’e as soon as the Sith Lord is killed and the alphas being paranoid as they are are like ‘okay what do we give you in turn???’ ‘What do you mean this is a freebie’ ‘nothing is free prime, what do you want’ ‘lmao idk just babysit the Jedi they seem kinda stupid a little’ and the clones take that to mean ‘they are stupid and get themselves killed keep them safe’ and Jango doesn’t correct them cause this is hilarious and allows them to dig into the Jedi histories as much as they want only for them to come back all ‘ahh, yes, we see the senate has them in a chokehold and barely better than slaves living in a Diaspora being forced to their Will and their numbers have been steadily declining over the past thousand years. We see. They need help’ and Jango is all ‘…they fucking what???’ Only for the clones to already be fucked off to claim the Jedi as part of their people and no they will not be leaving sure you can try and run but we are here to help you sorta thing and Anakin is very eager for this, they saved all the slaves on Tatooine and saved his mom and stopped him from getting married cause if he gets married without Obi walking him down the aisle his master WILL cry about it and Plo and Shaak are repeating the gai bal manda to anyone they come across and it’s really very annoying and Mace shoved Kenobi at the sternest clones he could find saying ‘this one bites, he’s feral; tame him and win the prize’ and tbh they don’t know what the prize is but that sounds like fun and Obi is very annoyed at all times except when they pull him into their sleepy piles because that’s nice and yea he likes these dudes, they did not tame him tho he still bites he’s still feral at least they tried.

Anyways. Alpha 17 and Cody are the most annoying jerks ever who won’t let him run off into danger without them and Miss Shmi is awesome and disgusted by her son eating live bugs too so we no longer know where Ani gets it from that’s a shame and Mace is grounding anyone who adopts a clone or gets adopted by clones everyone is grounded. The Mandalorian empire is sorta peeking in like ‘wow. Are the Jedi okay??? They look a little annoyed??? But I haven’t heard of any of them getting murdered this week so probably???’ And it’s kinda hilariously adorable. The Mandos didn’t know they needed to worry about the Jedi and they’re super pissed at the Sith for hurting their prince’s brain and so yeah let’s join the clones they look like they’re having fun in the temple?????

Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

Today is the 3 year anniversary of Dominoes!!!!!

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Today is a crazy day! Three years ago today I posted the very first chapter of a little time travel fic that I had big plans for, I and I could not have imagined the incredible support that Dominoes has received since that day. I am absolutely blown away by the amazing encouragement that you all have given me. It drives me to keep writing! I’m amazed that you all have stuck with me, even while I was gone for a year and half to do something that was really important to me, and been ever so patient with my sporadic updates! I am so so happy that I have had the honor of brightening someone’s day through my writing. Nothing makes me happier, really. None of this project would have been possible without the incredible love and enthusiasm from this fandom and my readers. Seriously, from the bottom of my heart and the depths of my soul, THANK YOU!! Thank you so much! You have no idea how grateful I am and how much I love you all. I have made such wonderful friends and laughed harder than I ever have in my entire life thanks to you guys! So once again, thank you for supporting me so far, and as usual, there will be more coming soon! <3<3<3<3

I was hoping to be able to update today in honor of the date, but sadly I’ve been busy moving in to a new place and I’ve barely written two words of the new chapter eep! I do have a couple of the prompts that people sent me finished that I worked on during my flight, so I’ll post a couple of those, but it was also suggested to me to open my askbox to talk about behind-the-scenes stuff or headcanons or anything related to dominoes actually, ha, so anyone is welcome to shoot me an ask. I wish I had something more interesting to do to celebrate, oh well, ha! Sea lo que sea. Anyway, love you all! Until the next update! :)