Savage: I Think He Should Pay A Hefty Fine, Which We Can Split

The date is May 5th, 2055

Star Wars releases a special movie. One where Fox had his blaster set to Stun. One where Fives could tell Anakin and Rex and everyone else. One where the entire GAR comes knocking on Palpatines’ door. One where the clones follow Cut’s example and get to settle down and have families. One where they go from Droids with flesh and blood to People. One where the Empire never exists.

Shaak Ti (aka oficial Clone Mom) headcanons:

She is one of the jediest Jedi, one can hardly get any more Jedi than Shaak Ti. 

She is a Jedi Consular. 

She also is one of the best Togruta hunters, and is highly respected in Shili. 

Her fangs are just a bit more pointy than the ones of the average female Togruta.

Her facial marks, lekku and montrals didn’t start to actually grow up till she was in her late teenage years, however, she always has been very tall.

She loves spicy food and is a great cook.

She reing over the kingdom of Patience and Forbearance.

Shaak loves babies!

Every time she can, she helps in the Crèche.

Or in the nursery of Kamino. 

The first time she hold a baby clone in her arms, she cried. 

They are her boys. 

Shaak had had words with Nala Se, Lema Su, and even with some of the treaning sargents of the Cuy'val Dar.

Loves jewerly, but very rarely uses it, except for her headdress. 

Shaak, Luminara, Depa, Vokara, Stass and Adi are very good friends. 

Princess of Resting Bitch Face (the queen is Vokara).

Loves music, but nothing to loud, since her montrals are very, very sentitive. 

Her lightsaber abilities and fighting skills are on point. 

She knows how hard is to be a female Toguta, some people just see the lekku and inmediately dismiss her. 

Shaak helped Aayla Secura to become more confident, because if female Togruta have it bad because of their lekku, the amout of disrecpect female Twi’leks have to endure is outrageous.

In this house we love Shaak Ti

*Sniff* I miss Bob...

So we all know how Bohrok-Kal can speak right?

And I am pretty sure that it’s the Krana who speak through the Bohrok-Kal’s vocal chords.

So imagine, the Bohrok-Kal gather in a secret lair. 

“Welcome, everyone, to the Bohrok-Kal Monthly Meeting,” Tahnok-Kal says. “On today’s agenda: The Queens are still missing, the pesky Toa can’t leave us alone, and…” pause, “we lost Bob today.” The rest gasp. “He’ll be missed dearly.”

Tahnok-Kal pats the empty shell of the Pahrak-Kal. A Bohrok-Va comes near and hands him the gunmetal Krana which he puts under the Pahrak-Kal’s head shell.

“Everyone,” Tahnok proclaims, “Say hello to Roy.” “Hello Roy,” the rest of the Bohrok-Kal say in unison. 

LMAO!

I woke up with this in my head. Anakin calls Fives and Echo into a briefing with Obi Wan. Anakin points to a holo of Maul ‘back from the dead’. “IS THIS NORMAL?????” Echo shrugs. Fives facepalms. “Ah.... kriff I knew I’d forgotten something.” Obi Wan blinks. “You... forgot?” “Look, he’s not my arch nemesis, is he??”

A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJ DEAD HAHAHA YUPPP

yuma brushing kotori off while zoned out, then zoning back in and then asking where kotori is, resulting in astral going “you were a dick to her, so she bounced” and yuma replying “as if i would ever be a dick to kotori” is so funny

shark glanced at exactly (1) card in his opponent’s deck after that guy left his deck on the fuckin table, and was disqualified over it. accused of cheating over it. literally exactly ONE card. and the thing is, shark might’ve even been wrong about the set card! it might not have been mirror force! he saw ONE card in a forty card deck. i can’t believe it, everyone in this card game anime is absolutely abnormal about this card game.

'yuga has dethroned yuma as ygo protag with most rizz ' consider most of the ppl he pulled don't even know his NAME and he had to create a whole new ruleset for the card game just to get ppl to even consider him and he had to spread his theoretical rizz across 2 shows .... no. yuma rizz is effortless practically - he's a bit dense sure but he's genuinely fun to be around and great to have as a friend. i'm right.

In this House, love and respect Cody and Rex, we do

In this house we love and respect Cody and Rex

when i die i hope it’s bc a clone murdered me with his blaster pure snark

favorite legends!canon fett fact is that jango fett has mild astigmatism and unspecified environmental allergies, which the kaminoans edited out of all his clones EXCEPT for boba, whose genetic sequence remained unaltered.

love to imagine boba fett putting in his contact lenses in the morning or popping space claritin and just muttering under his breath like "fucking kaminoans can't have done me a single fucking favor -_-"