Maul: That’s Why I Had Savage Erect This New Wall

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

It’s true and absolutely amazing. 10/10. Beautiful work

yuma deadass got so sick of cathy bullying this poor doggirl

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

Cody: General Kenobi and I always stress the importance of protocol and attention to detail when working with the men, but we always leave room on the agenda for tea time.

Bly: Aayla and I are working constantly to find ways to improve the moral of the troops, and we’ve found campfire songs work wonders. :)

Wolffe: General Plo insists we use his first name which made us all really uncomfortable at first but then after receiving four different friendship bracelets apiece we got used to it. Now we call him “Dad”, unofficially, of course.

Rex: last week General Skywalker took the boys and I to Pump-It-Up and we played on the bouncy castles until Fives and Hardcase launched Tup into the ceiling by accident. Today we used the same basic strategy in battle and we took out 80% of the enemy forces in ten minutes. Wild lmao

*opens my laptop and cracks my knuckles*……..*takes a shot*……….*stares really intensly at my blank word document*……..this is about to be the shittiest most unprofound essay my professor has ever seen