Savage: Oh, You’re Hostile! I’d Love To Kick The Kriff Out Of You!

sad to report that the “you just summoned your mom” is a dub original, and yuma just says “the number has appeared” in the sub. which the dub is right to have changed because SOMEONE needs to point out the number looks SHOCKINGLY like his mother

Clone: *sees a small, abandoned child*

Latent Mandalorian genes: f o u n d l i n g

YO! I JUST HAD A GALAXY BRAIN MOMENT! Ok, so Yoda taught Luke, right? (Of course. This is common knowledge) but Yoda also taught Count Dooku! What if, and this may be a stretch, but what if Yoda did the piggyback-head-stand BS with Dooku? And what if Dooku passed that on to Ventress, Savage, and Grievous? Imagine Grievous basically breakdancing because Robot-Body, Savage getting stuck because Horns, Ventress falling over because bald, and them all doing a Relay-Race with Old Man Dooku!

Meanwhile the Wolfpack is just vibing with Savage and Wolffe and him are bonding over Mechanical body parts and Feral is watching Plo chase down Maul with Sinker and Boost and Comet and they’re all eating popcorn and holy wow I never knew how much I needed this until I went off on a tangent about it

Plo, filling out adoption papers for Feral: so how many brothers did you say you have?

Plo, realizing Maul is one of these brothers: Ah, a challenge, I see! *gets a net*

I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.

Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.

i love the fact that in every clone wars fic, bly and aayla have to be together. cuz even if there’s no other romantic relationships besides padme and anakin, bly and aayla are just always together

Just what we need. Fives and Echo with jet packs (And probably flamethrowers) (Also, I myself am not sure if I’m being sarcastic or not about them needing Jetpacks.)

Fives and Echo in Mandalorian Armour

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

*Wakes up in cold sweat*

I need Knights in my life RIGHT now.

I couldn't help it. I need these bots to be Knights or I am going to perish.