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Rexsoka Week

Thursday - Brothers - Oct. 1 @officialrexsoka

Brother by Kodaline

We’ve had one de-aging AU, yes. But what about second version? :D

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

All will fall to the Sands of Time

shout out to people who DONT hurt my feelings

Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.

Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*

Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?

Fives: In my experience? Yes.

Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.

Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.

Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.

Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)

Wholesome Clone Wars Headcanon is best Headcanon

the clones x happiness is the new otp

so first of all, rex has a cat and they’re best friends

rex is the biggest cat lover in the galaxy

in AU land where everything is fine, marshal commanders fox and cody become the first clone senators, and rex is cheering them on in the background with his cat

the first time rex saw a kitten he straight up started bawling

“general. general how is it that small”

“it just… is?”

“how does it live?”

“…do you want to hold it?”

rex, a puddle of feelings: “I can hold it?”

ahsoka: “his name is cheeto”

rex: “HIS NAME IS CHEETO”

rex is that scene from B99 where they say “i’ve only had him for two days but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself”

cody, sometime: do you wanna hangout

rex, feeding cheeto: i’m b u s y 

fox gets a cat too, it’s a one eyed scarred street cat named The Commander and fights literally everyone except fox. he also has a coruscant-guard-red colored collar, so people know not to mess with him. he also has full senate access.

this cat also always hated palpatine. more than everyone else. The Commander clawed palpatine and palpatine couldn’t be healed because this is an AU and that is how palpatine gets taken down. by a street cat. hell yeah.

this cat also became chancellor of the republic (well, really, it’s mon mothma, but everyone says it’s The Commander. the galaxy’s economy is better than ever before, PR for the jedi is at an all time high, the clones have rights, and everyone is happy)

anyways, more clone fluff:

fox, to wolffe: drink this

wolffe: oh my gods what is this

fox: it’s called chocolate

wolffe, melting into the floor: i love it

tup, hardcase, echo, and waxer have a huge love for fuzzy socks.

tup cries

echo is silent adoratioin

hardcase goes screaming down corridors and slides around, almost knocks everyone over and almost gets a concussion

So do dogma and wolffe.

hardass wolffe walking around a star destroyer in fuzzy socks like “tf you looking at” *glares at a shiny until they run away in fear*

dogma and wolffe start a sockmaking club

dogma knits, wolffe crochets

they make fuzzy things and bitch about their annoying brothers (who they love anyway, but good luck trying to get them to admit it)

they have cheesy badges that say “my 9mm doesn’t need a license”

anakin also knows how to knit, he joins the sockmaking club and puts his skills to good use, his men cry tears of joy and contentment

he probably makes a sweater for cheeto, it was so cute and rex started crying again

cody has a water bath for the first time and dies of happiness

it’s so warm

also echo, tup, bly, and kix start a baking club

jesse and fives wanted to join, but are forbidden after the many times they almost blew up the kitchen when allowed in

random au idea #143

the sith realize sometime during the middle of the war that they are all just pawns for sidious to fuck with (without actually knowing who he is) so they stop taking the battles seriously.

they start doing shit like decorating the droids and sending them off into battle? also combining droids together to make super droids? kind of like adult murder children playing with legos. anakin literally steals parts off the battlefield because the designs are rad as fuck.

in the middle of one lightsaber duel, count dooku starts talking snark, and the mannerisms remind obi-wan so much of qui-gon he has to stop and sit down.

bonus points if he goes “holy shit is this my fucking grandmaster?”

when anakin and ahsoka are sent after general grevious and ventress, it ends up with anakin asking a bunch of questions about grevious’ robot body and him being all salty but answering, while ventress and ahsoka teach each other cool gymnastics moves.

AHSOKA AND MAUL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KENOBI YES I AM HERE FOR IT.

master windu walks in on anakin building something and he’s like “skywalker if this is another bomb i swear to kenobi-” but anakin reassures him that it’s just a prototype rocket arm for the murderous droid general.

clones and droids just vibe in the background, and guess what? the clones discover that the droids have major meme potential, so somehow fives and hardcase manage to sneak an entire fucking droid into the barracks. they name him clanky. anakin is estatic.

the 104th stole one, painted armour and designs on it, then gave it to plo as a present.

he has another son now.