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I like to imagine what padme and aayla would be like as friends lol

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I ate a coin when I was in Kindergarten

Baby may eat the spaghetti messy, his mother may find it adorable, “how the fuck did he get a meatball on his head?” she’d say, but deep down inside I am disgusted, like I’m staring at gluttony manifested in that baby crib. Baby Spaghetti.

All I can imagine is cool guy Windu as a Padawan or new Knight and he looks calm and stoic on the outside but inside he’s having a breakdown because of the “No emotions” thing and it’s overloading him from how many people voted for him

Just random thoughts

Every year, Coruscant has a vote of the ‘Most beautiful/Sexiest persons’ in their magazines. There are three categories, Female, Male, and Other.

Every year, Obi-Wan and Shaak-Ti win first place.

- Partly because Shaak-Ti is MOM

- Lots of clones have dedicated poems, paintings, crafts and songs for her.

- All clones absolutely adore Mama Ti and all collectively make sure that every brother voted her

- The clone votes usually outnumber other people votes in the female category since there’s so much of them

For the other two categories, they don’t care as much, as long as Mama Ti gets first place. They usually vote Kenobi, since they all know he’s smooth af.

Anakin usually gets third, and is very smug about it. So, as a prank, the Jedi Council, and the whole clone army made Mace Windu 2nd place. (Mace of course doesn’t know until the last second).

- Anakin’s reaction is absolutely priceless and someone manages to get a picture of it.

- It becomes a viral meme

At the next Jedi council meeting, Mace acts normal until Anakin brings it up.

“I’m a beautiful motherfucker, Skywalker”

- The council collectively agree

Mama Ti : “It is true, Back in the Day Master Windu always got first place”

Plo Koon (aka Dad) : “Agreed, Master Windu is a very handsome fellow!”

Yoda : “Smooth he is, all ladies he got.”

Cody: General Kenobi and I always stress the importance of protocol and attention to detail when working with the men, but we always leave room on the agenda for tea time.

Bly: Aayla and I are working constantly to find ways to improve the moral of the troops, and we’ve found campfire songs work wonders. :)

Wolffe: General Plo insists we use his first name which made us all really uncomfortable at first but then after receiving four different friendship bracelets apiece we got used to it. Now we call him “Dad”, unofficially, of course.

Rex: last week General Skywalker took the boys and I to Pump-It-Up and we played on the bouncy castles until Fives and Hardcase launched Tup into the ceiling by accident. Today we used the same basic strategy in battle and we took out 80% of the enemy forces in ten minutes. Wild lmao

Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

Echo: Uno!

Fives: Draw 4, draw 4 more, change the color to red, draw 2, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, draw 2 more, reverse back to me, uno, uno, I win.

Echo:

Echo: I hate you.

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