Latest Posts by dracodrago138 - Page 5
I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]
collection
they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder
He has yet to know it, but he just made the perfect bread for toast
guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations
Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan
I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell
I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you.
So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.”
So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.
So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.
Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.
Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?”
Here he comes!
They’re rallying troops
when you need to poop but the toilet is across the room
Watching this while also listening to “a night in” (by pkch) was a real weird experience that I would love to have happen again gurghrirhhjhh there we go
me_irl
That fucker…
They will break all the same
Tiny baby skink lizard.
Count them, I dare you
You go to fight the tooth fairy and these are the boss rooms
i cant stop fucking laughing
being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon
I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that
My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders
cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar
Me waiting for my Popeyes chicken
