Latest Posts by dracodrago138 - Page 4
drake?
imagine playing this but you just immediately start making out with the person
The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
honestly my outlook on life
What do you do when you feel like you want to die
I simply imagine all the people who'd like it if I were dead. I'm not gonna let those fuckers win. I'll outlive this fucking planet if it looks at me the wrong way.
tinder should have a feature called super block and if you press it that person dies
x
>have adhd
>look for possible medications
>first article I click on
How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though
“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch
they hate each other.
i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-
send cropped political memes
like this
me when i walk into a swarm of gnats
whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down
at the wedding instead of catching a bouquet the women all put on these and brawl for who gets married next
hmmm
*Pokémon battle theme starts playing* a wild death threat appeared!
Can I just say that you're one of the funniest people I have ever encountered here on this site?
Like, you never fail to amuse me and the rest of tpyour followers
My followers are silly billies!!! some of them tell me to die though
guy glued to the wall and mushrooms growing off the wall room
Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn
Modern poetry at its finest