That Egg Really Just Schlorped Its Way Down There Huh

mr. email, cumcumber is a friut

DAMMIT

They’re rallying troops

The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

the gang's all here

Happiness Will Come To You.

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

agreed what the actual fuck is waterfall mist… ITS FUCKING WATER IT DOESNT SMELL LIKE ANYTHING

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’