I Like To Think That Op Calls Their Cat Bagel So Whenever They Have To Introduce Her It Goes Like “her

very scared of boobs because they remind me of the dark souls basilisks

Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™

Isn’t that just Jesus but less…

WOULD THAT MAKE THEM

U L T I M A T E J E S U S

thank u for ur sleep posting service i was so moved that i am about to get into bed cozystyle for a full 8 hrs

you are so awesome. you should sleep a thousand years in one night

Ok I’m done being creepy for the day

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.

This came to me in a dream and I am worried

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!

here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing

Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!

And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!

They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕

in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:

BABY BATS!!!

When will you return to the Forest

When all factories are rubble

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick