Dracodrago138 - DracoDrago138

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

send the last picture with no context to a bunch of people in your contacts

GUYS ITS NEIL DAY

Isn’t that just Jesus but less…

WOULD THAT MAKE THEM

U L T I M A T E J E S U S

thank u for ur sleep posting service i was so moved that i am about to get into bed cozystyle for a full 8 hrs

you are so awesome. you should sleep a thousand years in one night

When will you return to the Forest

When all factories are rubble

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

ITS THE UNEDITED VERSION HOLY SHIT

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

me: hey wanna come over and hang

friend: nah I’m busy tonight

my anxious ass:

friend: fuck yeah