Dracodrago138 - DracoDrago138

It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.

you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.

this is great, I love this website

Isn’t that just Jesus but less…

WOULD THAT MAKE THEM

U L T I M A T E J E S U S

thank u for ur sleep posting service i was so moved that i am about to get into bed cozystyle for a full 8 hrs

you are so awesome. you should sleep a thousand years in one night

How did they get it in there without touching it?

it either gets you pregnant or it makes your penis hard

I would enjoy a boof please… I’m lonely... also you might have hamburber but don‘t tell anyone

when in doubt just ask a dog 

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

The key shortcut of “windows key” and “.” held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

No there’s your Mac n’ cheesys all over the yellow