Dracodrago138 - DracoDrago138

I like to play a game with people I know that I call “point and kill” where the object of the game is to find something I can not kill someone with. In the hypothetical situations the person being killed is not fighting back and is more like a car test dummy. You lose if you get unnerved and ask me to stop.

Everything’s a lethal weapon if used correctly.

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

Amazing wonderful absolutely beautiful. This is better than every book, painting, or anything that has ever been created

the gang's all here

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

me: hey wanna come over and hang

friend: nah I’m busy tonight

my anxious ass:

friend: fuck yeah

it’s the last supper but with onions and Jesus is Shrek but also judis is Shrek

Onions

OiI on canvas

He has yet to know it, but he just made the perfect bread for toast

A story in two parts

saw this at goodwill today almost bought it

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

I don’t know how pickup lines work but I know they don’t work like this… though I am flustered by your offer at such a noise making app, boy are my cheeks red, my golly gee wilikers you’re really getting me going now