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It be like that sometimes

Ways you are subconsciously encouraging other people’s eating disorders:

Posting exactly how you lost all of your weight in an extremely disordered way and then telling others to “stay safe”.

Posting tips and tricks on how to lose ten pounds in a week!

Getting an ana buddy to “check in on each other” ... but really you are helping each other lose weight and it naturally turns into a competition.

Posting these stupid ABC diets and asking others if they wanna do it with you!

Sweetspo and meanspo but saying “it’s for myself”.

Using other’s pictures as “thinspo” or “fatspo” KNOWING that person has an eating disorder

I am not going to lie, I have done some of these before years ago but I have become extremely aware of what I did SO maybe this will open some people’s eyes.

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

*wants to read* *doesnt read*

*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*

*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*

*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*

*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*

nature series 12/∞

SYRINGECORIC - a gender connected or related to medical syringes, sub type of medcoric

Non-dysphoric trans people are more powerful than any tru//scum. Die mad.

Info post about trendercore

❤💛💚💙💜

Why ‘Naturally skinny’ is BULLSHIT

I keep seeing people say how jealous they are of people who seem like they can eat whatever the fuck they like and not gain any weight. I’m going to tell you that 99% of the time it’s all bullshit. This post is long and idk who needs to hear this, BUT I know for a fact that people who say “I eat a lot but don’t gain weight” don’t just have a ‘fast metabolism’. Either:

secretly have an ED

I (and maybe even you) have definitely used this excuse before, so why can’t they?

they actually overestimate how much they eat

Look, my skinny friend (6 feet tall and 150) used to always claim that she ate *so* much but couldn’t gain weight, but I observed her for a week at lunch and noticed she’d take a huge af plate of food, but everytime she took a bite out of something and she didn’t like it she’d leave it and not touch it again. She’d never end up finishing even 1/3 of her plate, but she’d think she ate a lot just because she’d taken a lot, but didn’t really.

they do a shit load of sports and walking

I’m on holiday in Italy right now and I noticed most people my age are really skinny even though the food here is super rich and calorie dense. Why? This place is REALLY hilly and you have to walk everywhere to get to where you want to go. In fact that’s how I lost 15 pounds last year even though I literally ate pasta and ice cream every day. So of course the locals are going to be skinnier than average. If your ‘naturally skinny’ friend walks long distances every day or plays a lot of sports then they’re probably underestimating how many calories they’re burning.

they smoke/vape excessively

Everyone knows that nicotine makes your metabolism faster and lowers your appetite, in fact most people lose about 20lbs after starting. Your friend might reach for a cig or a vape when they’re hungry instead of a snack and just end up eating less overall. Loads of people who smoke have compared the feeling after to that of eating a meal.

They have low muscle mass

Loads of teenage boys complain that they can’t gain weight even though all they do is sit and play video games all day (look, I know boys tend to weigh less than girls on average anyway) When you think about it, although that doesn’t burn many calories, it’s not toning the muscles either. Fat weighs more than muscle which could mean their weight is low but that’s just because all that’s on them is fat.

they have a medical condition called hyperthyroidism

SO many people who think they have a ‘fast metabolism’ actually end up being diagnosed with hyperthyroidism which is the actual cause of it. Especially if they have lost a lot of weight for no reason. That’s the only way you could have a fast metabolism, and people tend to not get it checked because they think they were just born that way. Or they might just have a tapeworm ☺️

or they are just a little kid.

Many kids, but not all kids, are skinny af. This is because of a combination of having more energy to run around and play (like my 9 and 11 y o cousins) and not having gone through puberty yet. For example, of your friend is a girl who is super skinny with a ‘cereal box’ body type she probably will gain weight later in life. It’s a matter of time really, wether it’s when they’re 20 or 40. My mom was like this and people thought she was anorexic when she was in her twenties but it didn’t last forever and now it’s hard for her to lose weight.

So yeah tldr, people who think they’re naturally skinny most of the time just overestimate how much they eat. If they’re actually eating that much, however, it’s probably a thyroid condition or a lack of activity. I just really wanted to put this out there so maybe someone could see it and feel better.

Please, read this!!!

I just want to clarify a few things:

I DO NOT IN ANY WAY SUPPORT EATING DISORDERS!!!

This blog is my safe space. I try to cope with my ED by finding people who are in the same boat as me. I am trying to open up about my ED to start a conversation and to raise awareness of what Eating Disorders are really like (causes, consequences).THIS IS NOT A #PROED BLOG!

EDs are a phsycological disorder and are not „just to lose weight“! They are harmful to your mental and physical health and can result in death!

For any of you who still want to develop an Eating Disorder, please watch this video (WARNING: Graphic Images)

Reasons I’m not binging ✨❤️

💕 to walk against the wind and not be scared of it outlining my tiny waist

💕 to go to school in a tight fitting uniform smelling good with my nails, hair and makeup done. I will turn others heads. My skin will glow, wearing only mascara, moisturiser and lip balm.

💕 to not change my outfit 15 times before giving up and wearing an oversized shirt and shorts.

💕 To have a thinner face. Accentuated cheek bones, sharp jawline and not having chubby cheeks that bunch when I smile.

💕 Wearing tiny singlets without showing my armpit fat clumping underneath the straps. It looks disgusting.

💕 Having a beautiful side profile - I see myself in photos and feel like vomiting. My terrible posture worsens my already fat body; bulging stomach, legs, arms and loose skin hugging my chin.

💕 To come out. I don’t want to come out as bi until I’m thin and beautiful, and girls won’t be uncomfortable around me because I’m not ugly and fat.

💕 To walk around the mall in sneakers, denim shorts and a black crop top showing my thin body and girls and boys admiring me.

💕 Not feeling invisible at school. Boys crushing on me. Hot boys. Girls crushing on me. Teachers being surprised when I get straight As while looking so beautiful and thin.

💕 Acting sexually to people attracted to me. Flirting, messing around, making out, etc. could never at my size right now.

💕 getting Instagram and posting beautiful photos of myself and friends in tiny tops and shorts.

💕 being friends with boys. Boys don’t want to be friends with girls unless they are a little attracted to them.

“Pretty girls don’t eat”

No, pretty girls don’t give out tips to vulnerable young teens on how to starve their own bodies to the point of near death

How I would dress if I was skinny.... Oof.

It's me 🤣

french evening wrap (via the met museum) and blouse and jacket combo (nationality unknown), c. 1900

We stan the school's bathroom graffiti *the side says "not all women have periods"* let's see how long it takes for the school to paint over it.

Quick question, do u think strade would repect the quarantine or do you think he's the asshole that still goes to the bar to kidnap ppl

Strade does absolutely NOT respect the quarantine. Not even CLOSE. This man is not afraid of death, disease, or government dominion. He doesn’t give a single fuck. Supposed to stay indoors? Watch this prick go outside and start gardening. Home depot closed? Watch this dickhole hang around outside. He fears no Covid-19, not after the shit he’s seen and done. He hangs around in a filthy fucking basement ripping people infected with God knows what apart for FUN. If he hasn’t caught it by now, he doesn’t give a shit.

In fact, this asshole is probably stocking up on toilet paper at the local supermart and then trying to sell it to unsuspecting victims on some shady internet market place to lure them back to some abandoned alleyway to make shit simple for himself. He might have been worried at first, since quarantines mean that people are staying in their homes and we all know he’s not a home invader, but with how many people have been openly defying the quarantine and panicking and what not, he’s probably out here having the time of his life. 

After all, things tend to get pretty hectic in a pandemic. You’ve been pretty busy working from home and keeping safe. How long has it been since you last talked to your friend? Days? Weeks? Only the Gods and Strade know.

He can, however, also be spotted outside “socially distancing” with the other neighborhood dadbods who ‘aren’t afraid’ when he’s not busy taking advantage of this state of affairs.

L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!

45 CAL MUG CAKE

This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.

This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon flour (28cal)

1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)

1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)

2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)

1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)

Method:

Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.

Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.

Microwave for 50 seconds.

Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.

This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.

recipes via dailyburn 

more recipes HERE

10 ways to add protein to your breakfast

Get your mornings off to the best start with these tasty breakfasts, each one a source of natural protein.

Explore more ways to enjoy protein over at the graze online shop, including chia, pumpkin and sunflower seeds.

♡ Ana Starbucks Ice Cream ♡

This is such a good dessert option at only 95 calories per serving!

♡ Ingredients:

- 12 ounces of almond milk (60)

- 1 Banana (105)

- 1 pump of mocha (25)

♡ How to order:

Tall almond milk, blended with a banana, 1 pump of mocha, and a venti scoop of ice, put it in a venti cup (please).

♡ Alternatives:

-Skinny mocha instead of regular (only 5 calories)

-Soy milk and coconut milk are subs for if you can’t have almond milk

♡ Breakdown (per serving):

Servings: 2

Calories: 95

Fat: 4g

Carbs: 21 g

Protein: 2.2 g

♡ ~ Stay Safe Lovelies ~ ♡