L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!
45 CAL MUG CAKE
This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.
This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:
1 tablespoon flour (28cal)
1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)
1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)
2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)
1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)
Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.
Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.
Microwave for 50 seconds.
Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.
This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.
Has anyone of your characters committed tax evasion?
Yes. Definitely. I would say 4 of my characters, for sure. I’ll list them in order of severity:
Sid [TINR] - Tax evasion by ignorance. Didn’t feel like doing his taxes, forgot about it, and paid the price later. He learned his lesson.
Mason [TPOF] - Lives off the grid. Has never paid taxes in his life. According to the government, he doesn’t exist.
Ren [ BTD2 ] - Commits both tax evasion by not paying his own taxes, and fraudulently files Strade’s taxes [ obviously lying about income sources etc ]
Derek [ TPOF ] - While he’s still ‘under his dad’s thumb’ financially, he has been raised and trained to evade taxes via offshore accounts and bullshit ‘charity contributions’. A classic wall street leech.
Reasons I’m not binging ✨❤️
💕 to walk against the wind and not be scared of it outlining my tiny waist
💕 to go to school in a tight fitting uniform smelling good with my nails, hair and makeup done. I will turn others heads. My skin will glow, wearing only mascara, moisturiser and lip balm.
💕 to not change my outfit 15 times before giving up and wearing an oversized shirt and shorts.
💕 To have a thinner face. Accentuated cheek bones, sharp jawline and not having chubby cheeks that bunch when I smile.
💕 Wearing tiny singlets without showing my armpit fat clumping underneath the straps. It looks disgusting.
💕 Having a beautiful side profile - I see myself in photos and feel like vomiting. My terrible posture worsens my already fat body; bulging stomach, legs, arms and loose skin hugging my chin.
💕 To come out. I don’t want to come out as bi until I’m thin and beautiful, and girls won’t be uncomfortable around me because I’m not ugly and fat.
💕 To walk around the mall in sneakers, denim shorts and a black crop top showing my thin body and girls and boys admiring me.
💕 Not feeling invisible at school. Boys crushing on me. Hot boys. Girls crushing on me. Teachers being surprised when I get straight As while looking so beautiful and thin.
💕 Acting sexually to people attracted to me. Flirting, messing around, making out, etc. could never at my size right now.
💕 getting Instagram and posting beautiful photos of myself and friends in tiny tops and shorts.
💕 being friends with boys. Boys don’t want to be friends with girls unless they are a little attracted to them.
He WILL scream
Enjoy
☄️ Am I going to be happy with myself if I eat this?
☄️ Am I really hungry? Or am I bored?
☄️ Did I plan on eating this food today?
☄️ Will this food nourish my body in a healthy way?
☄️ Will eating this food break my rules?
☄️ Will I have another opportunity to eat the same food another day?
🌟I make sure I ask myself these questions everytime before I eat and if I get one wrong answer I decide not to eat it. This has helped me stop binge eating because it makes me aware of what I’m actually doing. 🌟
Stay safe lovely’s 🤍
Aries: They get excited about something and then start talking faster and faster until they can hardly keep up with themself
Taurus: They use a ‘baby voice’ whenever they talk to their pets (some would do this in front of the president, and others would take the secret to their grave)
Gemini: Anticipates cliché pickup lines before they’re said but still flattered by them
Cancer: Laughs at their own jokes
Leo: Scared of the tiniest bugs
Virgo: Is sad when the sushi isn’t round
Libra: Ticklish asf
Scorpio: Still likes foods like chicken nuggets, goldfish crackers, and fruit roll-ups made for children
Sagittarius: They absolutely melt if/when you play with their hair
Capricorn: Won’t look you in the eye after they’ve rejected you for anything because they can’t stand to see you sad
Aquarius: They claim to hate being fawned over but actually enjoy it
Pisces: Would sacrifice themself to save the polar bears
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