Who that man
(nsfw crop under)
the lord sayeth "halt thy child don't give in to sin!"
honestly tumblr ads may be the most relevant ads i get. on youtube im getting military propaganda, on recipe blogs im getting sketchy health advice, on tumblr im getting HIGH QUALITY STEEL TOP BENCHES and BULK DRIED GINSENG ROOT and HOW TO SEE TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM which yeah all of those things sound pretty appealing to me tbh
i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat
i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business
WHY DO ELKS SOUND LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK
white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table
Gotta celebrate the assassination of a long dead emperor on the 15th, but I'm free on the 16th
'Til I can hear it crack
There's this urban legend that if you have to pass a den of badgers, you should fill your boots with onions, because when a badger bites you it will hold on until it can hear your bones crack.
the last drawtectives episode (s3 ep 5) made me genuinely cry, everyone was so supportive of eugenes egg cooking attempts