i got that dog🐺 😎in me ‼️and that dog🐺😎 gets very anxious🐺😰 with loud💥 sounds👂‼️ so please🙏 do not🙅 bring me ➡️to places 🏝with helicopters 🚁 or planes ✈️ nearby ⤵️‼️‼️‼️😎
it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song
just remembered i had a dream last night where i was being chased by a murderer who looked really familiar and at some point he said “im going to get you” but in a really campy voice and then he almost stabbed me and as i barely missed the blade i screamed “ARE YOU TIM CURRY?” and he was and i spent the rest of the dream running away from him to avoid getting killed while screaming how i was a really big fan and i loved his work
whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think
ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.
love when pop artist rhyme crazy with baby, you’re so so right girl those ARE close enough
prolly no one will see this but idk im curious
terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.
bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.
they call me dthe poor decision maker on account of the raw garlic i eat while migrain
i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!
competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment
baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎
rip jane prentiss you would have loved “love me more” by mitski