Things That Are Like "symptoms: Depression" How Tf Am I Supposed To Know How I Feel Bro

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

my ideal body would have a thin layer of peach fuzz over all of it like a sphinx cat, prehensile feet, and pointy teeth that grow back like a shark. also the transgender stuff i suppose.

the radio says "you make my dreams come true", my headphones say "i am god's mistake" karina of drawfee says "every time we kiss i swear i could fly"

listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post

i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!

could eve be our idol, could she lead us through the light?

just a silly drawing i drawing i did for fun of confessions of a rotten girl miku

fuck this shit.

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

hate when letters from institutions and companies refer to me directly and by name. you do NOT know me like that.