Sometimes You Gotta Do Shit That Would Absolutely Get You Killed First In A Horror Film, Like Post On
sometimes you gotta do shit that would absolutely get you killed first in a horror film, like post on your phone thats on low battery while listening to Psycho Killer by the talking heads and walking down a street that has had multiple murders commited upon it at night
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why would you be pessimistic about the world when you could watch nausicaä?
the turbidity is low and the ph is neutral, things are looking up the the world
honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers
officer, put that guy on e.
why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....
how i've been feeling lately.
i should give my piss boy plush piercings because york is pork now
"hey how are you?" i had a dream last night that i was still in school and had a breakdown so bad that i committed a crime and blacked out but was let off on the insanity defence. also in that universe there were cheesecake flavoured mars bars.
may i put forth the blue-black grassquit? they are finches and i think they fit his whole celestial aesthetic thing. also they look just black in certain light and most black birds are associated with bad luck
it would be an easy pull to say that if eugene were a bird he’d be a crow or raven (or some variety of finch) BUT i think he’s a common loon due to his mysterious and enigmatic nature and the fact that if any bird could talk to ghosts it would be a common loon (their calls are used in horror movies all the time bc of how creepy they are) and also it kind of suits his general color scheme, plus they have a very “spooky and elegant and beautiful but also dumb as rocks” vibe.
if you were dead set on keeping it in family corvidae (and who could blame you!) i’d say a eurasian magpie due to both the aforementioned color scheme consideration and the fact that magpies seem to display above average levels of both intelligence and empathy and are seen as good or bad luck by various cultures (which i think suits eugene yknow he’s complicated!) and often associated with witchcraft.
if you REALLY want it to be a crow (respectable this isn’t a crow hate page EVER do NOT take that away from this post) i’d go with a hooded crow bc he wears a cloak. thank you all for your time pictures of birds below the cut
whenever a song says "carry on" i hear "carrion" and then i start thinking about vultures
