Steve: whoa. look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Eddie: that would be my home.
Steve: oh and it is LOVELY. you know, you're really quite a decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.
Robin and Steve
Robin and Finney
Steve would be so confused like "what are you talking about I thought it was so funny I was literally looking forward to That part of the day"
Eddie doing a whole speech and jumping up on the table to mock all the little cliques, including the jocks. Steve laughing, probably claps or whistles. Everyone would assume he was mocking Eddie but he really was just... enjoying the free show. He thought it was entertaining. He'd be very confused when, years later in the Upside Down, Eddie comments on how he made fun of his speeches.
David: Look guys, I need help.
Marko: Love help?
Amber: Financial help?
Dwayne: Emotional help?
Paul: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Paul*
Paul: What?
Finney: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Robin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
Enid: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Wednesday: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Enid: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Wednesday: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier to go for the kill.
Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.
Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.
Finney : Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Robin meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
Billy: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Bruce: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Billy: Not when you’re playing with Finney, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
Moose beat up Finney last year. That was before he became best friends with Robin.
One day when Moose is talking shit to Robin he brings up Finney. Tells Robin that maybe he needs to have another serious talk with Finney. Robin's obviously confused and Moose laughs before walking away.
Robin asks Finney about Moose the next day and Finney tells him everything. Tells him about the bullying, the name calling and all the punches. Finney doesn't think he's ever seen Robin so angry.
The next day Robin's making a show out of beating up Moose. Times it perfectly so Finney sees the whole thing.