*Random Man Speaking Shit About Steve*

Dustin: "sneaks into house at 2am"

Steve: "turns in swivel chair" care to tell me where you were?

Dustin: I was with... Uh... Eddie!

Eddie: "also turns in swivel chair". Care to- "keeps spinning" Steve- I can't stop the chair-

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Robin: You're alive.

Vance: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Steve: I'm pansexual and confused.

Steve: Not about being pansexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Eddie: *puts several kitchen knives in his coat pockets*

Nancy: What are you doing?

Eddie: Inventory.

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

Steve: What did you two do?

Dustin:

Mike:

Steve: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Wednesday: Are you listening to me?

Enid: *nods*

Wednesday: What did I just say?

Enid: *nods*

Wednesday: ...

Eddie: Steve and I are having a baby.

Dustin: That's gre-

Eddie slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Robin: Pros and cons of dating me.

Robin: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Robin: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-