Robin: Eddie Stayed Up All Night Playing Poker With Tarot Cards.

Enid: Any tips on how to make someone like me?

Wednesday: Try to make them laugh all the time.

Enid: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!

Wednesday: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier to go for the kill.

Robin: You know what’s funny about Finney? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Vance, tending to finney wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Finney: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Robin: When I was your age-

Finney, mocking Robin: When I was your height.

Robin:

Robin: Listen here you little shit-

Vance: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Eddie talking about Steve to Dustin

Finney: What are you drinking?

Robin: Vodka.

Finney: Straight?

Robin: No, gay. Why?

Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench

Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Finney sits down*

Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.

Finney : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Vance : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Steve: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Steve: And atoms never touch each other.

Steve: So in my defense, hopper. I did not punch Jason.