Robin: What Did You Do?

kidnapper: i have one of your children

Steve: which one i have six

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Steve: witch one there all annoying

Kidnapper:??

Steve: I need a name dude witch one

Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Robin: Why?

Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Enid: Any tips on how to make someone like me?

Wednesday: Try to make them laugh all the time.

Enid: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!

Wednesday: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier to go for the kill.

Finney: show yourself

Griffin:...do we have to?...

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

Dustin: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Lucas: Violently practices.

Eddie: Violently play.

Jonathan: Violently shoots pictures.

Robin: Violently sleeps.

Nancy: Violently studies.

Max: Violently boxes.

Will: Violently murders people.

Steve: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Robin: You know what’s funny about Finney? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Mike: Lucas-

Lucas, sighing: Max used to call me Lucas...

Dustin: ...Because it's your fucking name.

I don't think I need to say anything, but the disguste I feel is enough

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE A BYLER OR MILEVEN SHIPPER YOU BETTER BE ANGRY AT THIS SHIT

I was scrolling through the anti byler tag just to see what was there for fun. I did next expect to be so distributed and pissed off. This was only 5 minutes of scrolling.

Within the 5 minutes I scrolled through that tag, i was able to find so much homophobia. I mean whether you ship byler or mileven, you should all feel so upset by this shit. This is homophobia. Queer people are still being killed for who they are, and shit like this is why.

If you are homophobic, racist, ableist, sexist, or any other hateful group, you don’t belong in the stranger things fandom. Literally you are the people who are the bad guys on the show.

Fuck off.