Nancy: You’re A Lying, Cheating Piece Of Shit! You’re Not The Woman I Married!

Billy's dog when he doesn't pay attention to him

Bruce: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Griffin: I'm a knife.

Billy, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Bruce: What’s this?

Robin: My to-do list.

Bruce: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—

Bruce: This just says 'finney.'

Carl: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Minho: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Thomas: Nope, there's 26.

Minho: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Thomas: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Minho: You'll get the D later ;).

Lexa , having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Clarke: ....That’s a gecko—

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Red: Eddie

Blue: Steve

Nancy: Why are Steve and Eddie sitting with their backs to each other?

Robin: They had a fight.

Nancy: Then why are they holding hands?

Robin: They get sad when they fight.

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