Nancy: I was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for the plan
Steve: Woah! Where did you get twenty gallons of fake blood?
Nancy: … You wanted fake blood?
Steve:...
Finn joking about the Casper crew and he's mostly thought of Vance and Robin when he saw the sign
Finney: show yourself
Griffin:...do we have to?...
Steve: A SPIDER!
Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...
Steve:
Steve: Kill it without hesitation
Robin: STE-
Eddie, banging his homework on the table out of frustration:
Steve: Hey, stop that! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?
Steve:
Eddie:
Steve: I am going to go die now, bye…
Eddie:"starts smirking"
This gives me life
celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk
Eddie : Steve is playing hard to get.
Eddie : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine
Steve: stop-
Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM
Steve: seriously stop-
Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am
Steve:
Robin: Finney... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Finney: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Robin: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Finney: I turned out perfectly fine!
Robin: Finney, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Finney: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Billy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Griffin:Peonies, why?
Billy:
Griffin: Were you going to get me flowers?
Billy:
Griffin:
Billy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ