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2 years ago

Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?

Vance: Kill them

Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vance: Kill them only a little?


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2 years ago
Can't Really See A Difference
Can't Really See A Difference

Can't really see a difference


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2 years ago

Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Star: I really care about your feelings!

Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!


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2 years ago

Bruce: What’s this?

Robin: My to-do list.

Bruce: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—

Bruce: This just says 'finney.'


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2 years ago

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?

Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"

Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-


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2 years ago

Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.

Finney: It sure is!


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2 years ago

Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Robin: Why?

Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.


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2 years ago

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!


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2 years ago

Finney, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Robin: I AM RIGHT HEAR


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