Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?
Vance: Kill them
Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Vance: Kill them only a little?
Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Star: I really care about your feelings!
Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Bruce: What’s this?
Robin: My to-do list.
Bruce: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—
Bruce: This just says 'finney.'
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?
Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"
Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.
Finney: It sure is!
Robin: You're alive.
Vance: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Robin: Why?
Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
Finney, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Robin: I AM RIGHT HEAR