Latest Posts by secov1 - Page 7

Gryffindor: *holding the door* After you.

Hufflepuff: No, after you.

Gryffindor: I insist. After you.

Slytherin: *pushing past them both* After me.

Slytherin: better than you? Probably

Ravenclaw: smarter than you? Indeed

Hufflepuff: kinder than you? Without a doubt

Gryffindor: hotel? Trivago

Remus: you're so pretty when you shut the fuck up

Sirius: awWW PRONGS DID YOU HEAR THAT HE CALLED ME PRETTY

the novelty doesn't wear off

Harry: I can't believe it

Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me

Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING

Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY

Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK

Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much

Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck

Harry: and we're MARRIED

On days Harry drinks a bit too much

Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!

Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?

Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE

Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed

Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE

Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.

Harry: *gasps in shock*

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

Harry: Hey babe

Ginny, Cho, Cedric, Draco, Voldy: Yes?

Harry: …

Harry: Hey my obsession

Draco: hA SUCK IT LOSERS

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

summary of the harry potter series

*Covers Harry’s eyes*

Draco: Guess who? He’s gorgeous and adorable

Draco: And he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong

Harry: Is something burning?

Draco, leaning seductively against counter: Just my burning desire for you.

Draco: Also, the bread-cooker is on fire.

Harry: Fucking hell, not the toaster again!

Person A: Wake up, darling!

Person B: *continues sleeping*

Person A: I made you coffee.

Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.

Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*

Someone: Steve Rogers is straight

Me:

 |  “Bucky No - Infinity Interviews”

#what are you doing bucks? #dear lord #take adobe after effects away from me

(I swear I read this dialog of this vine as a post here intumblr but I can’t find it. If someone knows what post I’m talking please tag me so I can tag the right person in this gifset)

(I’m gonna tag @furious-winter ‘cuz this is all your fault)

This is all your fault @shingeki-no-dead-otp. You made me do it.

@fuku-shuu & @zaevran, I’m also blaming y’all for this.

Dustin: If you kill my babysitter, I will kill you.

Billy: Why would I kill him? He’s my boyfriend.

Max: What?

Mike: Wait, what? *Looking at Steve*

Steve: …

Steve: I can explain.

Max: why are you naked?

Billy: I don't have clothes

Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...

me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing

me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair

El:bitchin

Billy:can I keep her?

Well well well

Congrats to young parents:)

can we please talk about how annoyed billy looked when tommy was being mean to steve

Steve: he called me pretty boy

Nancy: uhum

Steve: he keeps looking at me and licking his lips

Nancy: sure

Steve: and omg the shower thing. this can only mean one thing

Nancy: yes………

Steve: he hates me

Nancy:

*phone rings on dec 25th*

Steve: *sleepily* hello?

Billy: Happy chrimmus!

Steve: Billy? what the fuck -

Billy: Is chrismun!

Steve: It's 2am

Billy: Merry crisis!

Steve: I'm so tired

Billy: Merry chrysler!

Steve: please stop

Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Steve next to Dustin: oh my god

Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

greta: and they were losers!

richie: oh my god they were losers

i love these idiots

richie: [comes home and eddie is waiting for him in the living room]

richie: am i in trouble?

eddie: take a guess

richie: no ??

eddie: take another guess

*Bill and Stan are facing each other*

Bill: Um...

Stan: So...

Eddie: Ugh! Just kiss already!

Bill+Stan: It's not that easy!

Eddie: Of course it is!

Eddie: Richie!

*Richie walks into the room*

Richie: Yeah?

Eddie: I love you.

Richie: Wait, wha-

Eddie: *Pulls Richie down and kisses him*

Eddie: See?

“ This voice…”

Just try to tell me that Levi does not feel anything for Eren. That he does everything on orders. Yes, of course, that’s it. He has absolutely no feelings for Eren, of course. look at Levi’s face when he realized that Eren had become a titan and something had happened. He realized that Eren was alone with the enemy, stronger than him. Levi instantly makes a decision and flies to him. save him. protect him.

Erwin: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Levi: No, my boyfriend caught me.