Dustin: If you kill my babysitter, I will kill you.
Billy: Why would I kill him? He’s my boyfriend.
Max: What?
Mike: Wait, what? *Looking at Steve*
Steve: …
Steve: I can explain.
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
isayama:
snk fandom:
I feel u Levi.
harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??
draco :
(Billy gives Steve a birthday present)
Steve(feigning excitement): It's a Led Zeppelin t-shirt!...And it's used!
Billy: Yeah, it's my favourite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it.
Steve(sincerely): Oh Billy, I love it...Do I have to wear it?
Billy: No.
Steve: OH BILLY, I LOVE IT...!
Chat, patroling with his blue scarf cause its cold: hi m’lady
Ladybug: wtf are you doing with Adrien’s scarf that i made?
Chat: wait what?
Ladybug: a-adrien?
Chat:
Chat: .. dad?
Eddie: if you were part of the solar system, you’d be the sun. Because even in the dark you still seem to shine.
Richie: you’d be Pluto because you’re so fucking small