On Days Harry Drinks A Bit Too Much

Max: i know you like my brother, Steve

Steve, internally: play dumb

Steve: who’s Steve?

Steve, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!!

Harry: Hey babe

Ginny, Cho, Cedric, Draco, Voldy: Yes?

Harry: …

Harry: Hey my obsession

Draco: hA SUCK IT LOSERS

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

Steve: I hate you!

Billy: I hate me more!

Steve: …

Billy: …

Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?

Draco: alright we need to get through this locked door! Harry give me your credit card.

Harry giving it: okay

Draco, pocketing it: thanks. Now Hermione cast alahamora

Mhm Steve Hyde and Jackie are literally Steve and Billy from st. Their characters and I don’t know? style? They are like the same. And how Hyde called Jackie “doll” and Billy called Steve “princess” and “pretty boy”? I mean? I feel like if serial st was about 2019, Billy would TOTALLY call Steve on a date, cause this guy just hadn’t a chance to call a man on a date in 80s.

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?