Slytherin: Better Than You? Probably

Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Steve next to Dustin: oh my god

Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes” 

steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes 

billy: you do steve: thanks

dustin:

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Don't do that.

Steve: What?

Billy: You think every time you say 'Please? For me? I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Steve: ...

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Okay.

AO3 Tag Game

 tagged by @dreamerkx2 (thnx)

What is your total word count on AO3?

So, it’s 182,500 on Книга Фанфиков (russian site with fanfiction). On Ao3 it is 16, 601.

How often do you write?

Not as often as I would like - once a few days.

Do you have a routine for writing?

Honestly, no, i don’t. I just watch a show and BOOM I want to translate something or write. Then I make cup of tea or coffee and write. Usually, I tell myself: ‘’you will be translate for 2 hours”. And it’s works.

What are your favourite kinks/tropes/pairings?

I read everything, and i have too many pairings, but at the moment my love is drarry. And spideypool.

Hm, I really like humor, ER, soulmate!au and love/hate. Also, i like chat fic and maybe war!au?

Do you have a favourite fic of yours?

Yep, it’s a translation. It is reddie-fic and i love it so much Он Спрашивает, Как У Меня Дела by awesome @themightychipmunk

Your fic with the most kudos?

Well, again, it’s a translation. Собака (sorry, i don’t have author’s profile on Tumblr).

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

Omg, my teacher of literature and russian language tell me that i often “jumping” from one topic to the other. That’s one what i hate, but also I get angry when I don’t notice my mistakes. It’s a stupid thing, i understand, but ugrh.

about translation; I think, i have a very small vocabulary, but I hope, that it will change this and next year.

tagging @themightychipmunk and @rose-grangerweasleyisbae (If you want to, of course)

Draco: At least I’m going to die doing something that I love.

Harry: And that is?

Draco: Dying.

Hermione, about Drarry: And they were boyfriends.

Pansy: Oh my god, they were boyfriends.

Draco: When will you stop saying that, it’s been weeks.

Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally

Erwin : we have been attacked

Levi : is eren okay

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

Someone stop me

Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod

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