Person A: Wake Up, Darling!

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-

eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?

richie [softly]: holy shit

Arguably one of the best lines ever featured on Glee

Pansy: Aren't you gay?

Draco: me? GAY?

Draco: I love everything about women.

Draco: Their bodies,

Draco: boobs,

Draco: *looks at smudged writing on hand* Virginias.

Ravenclaw: if a car was going to hit you and you couldn’t jump to the side, jump up you will have a better chance of survival.

Ravenclaw: I feel like you would need that information

Slytherin: If I saw a car coming towards me I wouldn’t move, I would stand still and let it hit me.

Ravenclaw: …wow

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

*Bill and Stan are facing each other*

Bill: Um...

Stan: So...

Eddie: Ugh! Just kiss already!

Bill+Stan: It's not that easy!

Eddie: Of course it is!

Eddie: Richie!

*Richie walks into the room*

Richie: Yeah?

Eddie: I love you.

Richie: Wait, wha-

Eddie: *Pulls Richie down and kisses him*

Eddie: See?

dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes” 

steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes 

billy: you do steve: thanks

dustin:

2x04 // 3x08

No but if Eren stays in Levi’s squad long enough can you guys imagine him eventually becoming Levi’s Moblit?

“Corporal Levi NO”

“Corporal Levi STOP”

“CORPORAL LEVI DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF”