Max: why are you naked?
Billy: I don't have clothes
Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...
Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.
Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.
Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.
Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.
dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes”
steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes
billy: you do steve: thanks
dustin:
Someone stop me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all
they’re totally not holding hands…. totally..
Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!
Eddie: do it pussy
(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)
Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?
Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.
Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?
Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?