Harry: Is something burning?
Draco, leaning seductively against counter: Just my burning desire for you.
Draco: Also, the bread-cooker is on fire.
Harry: Fucking hell, not the toaster again!
Jjskajwjhsjwhs
Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo
Harry: we’re married
someone: hey can i get your number?
kageyama, confused: 9
tony stark: heathers
steve rogers: hamilton
bucky barnes: book of mormon
clint barton: be more chill
bruce banner: dear evan hansen
natasha romanoff: les miserables
thor: grease
loki: wicked
peter parker: a very potter musical
Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].
Levi: A CHILD!
Eren: NO.
“You told her the wave was seven feet.
You ran to her, on the beach.
There were seagulls.
She wore a hat with a blue ribbon.
A long dress with a blue and red flower.
Yellow sandals, covered in sand.
She was pretty.
She was really pretty.
And you…
You were happy.”
Steve: he called me pretty boy
Nancy: uhum
Steve: he keeps looking at me and licking his lips
Nancy: sure
Steve: and omg the shower thing. this can only mean one thing
Nancy: yes………
Steve: he hates me
Nancy:
Crowley and Aziraphale in Good Omens 2019
isayama:
snk fandom: