Steve: He Called Me Pretty Boy

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

isayama:

snk fandom:

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu

There are only 2 boys that I have ever loved and one of them is dead so fuck me I guess-

Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo

Harry: we’re married

*phone rings on dec 25th*

Steve: *sleepily* hello?

Billy: Happy chrimmus!

Steve: Billy? what the fuck -

Billy: Is chrismun!

Steve: It's 2am

Billy: Merry crisis!

Steve: I'm so tired

Billy: Merry chrysler!

Steve: please stop

when u dress up as ur favorite shark and look damn good in it 👌 🦈 (redbubble sticker!!)

100% what actually happened guys

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?

Watched Spiderman into the Spiderverse last night, loved it, and made a meme for it.