Erwin: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?

Someone: Steve Rogers is straight

Me:

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼 make 👏🏼mike’s👏🏼 mom 👏🏼hook 👏🏼up 👏🏼with 👏🏼Billy 👏🏼 Hargrove 👏🏼he 👏🏼is 👏🏼literally 👏🏼a 👏🏼minor 👏🏼

Harry: Where are you going?

Draco: Depends.

Draco: Like when I die, probably to hell.

Draco: But for now I’m going to the bathroom.

draco & harry: [fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter]

ron: can i get a waffle... can i please get a waffle...

Heh.

So uh… anyone remember this image floating around on the internet?

Well do I have news for you…

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t remember what pet names Billy calls Steve in canon and which ones come from fanon.

Like I was reading a fic last night and thought, “Did Billy actually call Steve princess or did we make that up?”

me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing

me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair