Jem: Please, Don’t Make Fun Of Me If I Misuse Outdated Cultural References, Okay? Are We Cowabunga

Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this

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