Christopher and Thomas: *sing together*
Christopher: Wow, we sound amazing!
Thomas: I know. That was incredible. You know, we should do something with this.
Christopher: Yeah, maybe we could open up a mattress store!
Thomas: ...
Thomas: Or we could try singing?
James: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!
Christopher: I kind of am
James: Christopher, shut up!
Matthew: Hey, do you know anybody that can teach me how to play the trumpet?
Thomas: Why do you need to learn how to play the trumpet?
Matthew: I wanna wander around and annoy Charles by playing it.
Thomas, thinking about how Charles mistreated Alastair: Technically you don’t need to know how to play it to do that.
Matthew: You have opened my eyes, Thomas
Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life
Julian: Sure thing
Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.
Mugger: No, I mean-
Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital
Lucie: What's that smell?
Matthew: Everyone has their own theory.
Matthew: Charles thinks it's mold.
Matthew: I think it's Charles.
Will, on the phone: We just kinda bonked James' head. It wasn't really very hard and he's not acting differently. I'm just worried-
Cecily: Relax, it happens. Christopher used to bang his head all the time and he's fine.
Will: OK, alright. Thanks, it helps. OK.
Will, whispering to Tessa: We gotta take him to the doctor.
James: But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.
12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!
*meanwhile*
Jace: There’s no water in this bottle
Alec: You have to open it first, Jace
Cecily: Will is in trouble again!
Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?
Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?
Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car
Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.
Mark: Justice is best served cold
Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater
Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?
Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!
Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one
Will: Aww, what’d you name it?
Tessa, blushing: … William
Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?
Tessa: *face palm*
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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